?A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history-with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila??.Mitch Ratcliffe

?Anything too stupid to be said is sung??.Voltaire

?Stoop and you?ll be stepped on; stand tall and you?ll be shot at? ?.Carlos Urbizo

?What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left??Oscar Levant

?The perfect computer has been developed. You just feed in your problems and they never come out again.? ?..Al Goodman